Alright, here we go! I remembered super belatedly that Hijikata promised to not go into the Segments alone anymore after he got eaten by an anglerfish wisp, hence the shoehorned-in online assignment - let me know if that works, otherwise I'll change it (you get first dibs at being linked)!

Hiji: Okay, "username"... weird, but it's not Levi; he'd have signed up offline with his name again
Levi: /is now online

Edit: Shiranna found it before I linked it anywhere else, so if that part doesn't work for you please just retcon it in your reply!